FS: Brand new Kovalski footstrap

[peter peter]

Hi,

Selling brand new Kovalski footstraps in sets of 4 footstraps plus 8 platelets for S$350 in any colours. Call/sms +65 97322766. Thanks!!!

http://wasserstart.ch/?page_id=209

[PlaneSailin]

4 footstraps for only $350!  That's AWESOME 



How much for 5?

[peter peter]

Hi, $438 for 5 footstraps 

[38 mph]

Ludicrous price but they wll look nice on the car roof !!

[FKPhil]

... they wll look nice on the car roof !!

I could be wrong, but I think you're supposed to fit them to your board.

[sarfing]

All they need is some wind please, else all gone mad. God help

[PlaneSailin]

Apparently they really do work!

After reading about them I started noticing these footstraps on various peoples' boards around the club...

AND1 has been using them for ages and he's always smiling...

[Denis Wee]

It's a bit like Rolex watches. They don't work as well as the cheap quartz watches but then they've got class and they set you apart from the ordinary riff-raff. 

[PlaneSailin]

It's a bit like Rolex watches. They don't work as well as the cheap quartz watches but then they've got class and they set you apart from the ordinary riff-raff. 

I don't know about that, Denis...I had a Rolex watch once, I paid a whopping 10 USD for it, and the hands would get stuck every hour.  I don't think I'd buy one again.  (My current watch has been going strong for 4 years and it cost 5 SGD.  Never pay more than 5 dollars for a watch!) 

But on Saturday, every time I saw AND1 he was planing - wind or no wind - and I suspect it was the footstraps! 

[FKPhil]

Apparently they really do work!

Yes each Kovalski footstrap includes a miniaturised anti-graviton generator that disrupts the normal force of gravity and helps lift the board clear of the water to encourage early planing. Kovalski are the first company to have successfully managed to lighten and miniaturise high density anti-graviton generation. Actually the technology was first envisaged in the film "Back to the Future", where the hoverboards used were in fact real, but not marketed because they were deemed too dangerous by parents' groups.

However generating anti-gravitons is not cheap as reflected in the price of the Kovalski  footstraps.

[AND1]

I'll let the cat out of the bag. The secret is not what's on the footstraps but rather what is in it.

[Rich Chang]

it Is the footstraps B-) .  I swear it Is!  and the rider I N those straps

[PlaneSailin]

I'll let the cat out of the bag. The secret is not what's on the footstraps but rather what is in it.

oh, come now...if that were the case, why would you have bothered to spend more than 350 bucks to buy those footstraps? You can't fool us, y'know...